no but really according to fandom u can be a great character just by making the right facial twitches if ur a dude but if ur a chick u need to hold your breath while counting to a million and juggle a thousand pointy objects while reasserting ur dominance over the human race but also be rlly nice to the fan fave white dudes bUT NOT TOO NICE bc that means u might poke a hole in a ship and u can do all that but then u breathe wrong for half a second and everyone hates u
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
do you think jehovah’s witnesses and mormons ever try to proselytize in the same neighborhood and when they see each other they start doing the west side story tough guy finger snaps